I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
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August 11, 2010The New York Mets have traded disgruntled outfielder Jeff Francoeur to the adult softball team at First Presbyterian Church in Omaha, Nebraska.
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July 29, 2010An average citizen, Barry Jones, thinks we all should do our patriotic duty and support that Barack Obama guy.
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July 27, 2010Finally, a theme park ride that lets you experience what it must feel like to watch “Pirates of the Caribbean” in a movie theatre!
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July 16, 2010Finally, a phone made for the way we live. A phone that gives us exactly what we want, and nothing else. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the iSKOS 47 Series Frankenstein Phone.
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February 15, 2010A Georgia man has made a remarkable discovery: He is the last remaining “single” person on the planet.
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October 31, 2009Every Halloween, normal women all over the country dress like nurses, French maids and pirate wenches. The SKOS Institute investigates the phenomenon.
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October 14, 2009Since it’s now more common for a child to misbehave than behave while out in public, Kev’s decided to satirize the reason why.
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October 9, 2009Though any sane person would say he didn’t deserve it, Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. How? Because, clearly, the Nobel committee aren’t racists.
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October 8, 2009Think it’s tough being a critic of Obama as a citizen? Just imagine what it must be like to be a critic of Obama as his running mate.
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October 7, 2009In another “ripped from the headlines” story, Kev theorizes on the true motives behind Wolf Blitzer’s defense of Obama at the hands of Saturday Night Live.
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October 6, 2009When you lose out on bringing the Olympics to your home town, sometimes you have to go for second best. Or 80th best.
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October 5, 2009Kev takes a satirical jab at how schools these days are tolerant of everything EXCEPT Christianity.
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September 30, 2009Upon learning that Tufts University has implemented an unusually immoral — even for a state university — policy, Kev has decided to come out of his blogging hibernation.
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November 7, 2008How did a Freddie Prinze Jr. movie lead to the eventual election of Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States? The details will stupify you.
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October 29, 2008Okay, boys and girls. Please grab a copy of the syllabus as you enter the classroom. If you’re too lazy to grab one, we will grab one for you. Scratch that, we’ll grab TWO for you.
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“Fake News.” Real news is sad and depressing. Fake news is hilarious. And sometimes sad and depressing.
