I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
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October 31, 2011Every Halloween, normal women all over the country dress like nurses, French maids and pirate wenches. The SKOS Institute investigates the phenomenon.
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September 12, 2011In what critics have proclaimed to be “the feel good movie of the year,” Contagion, a movie featuring the death of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, debuted #1 at this week’s box office.
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April 1, 2011Fans of music and walking alike were devastated today after Charlie and Craig Reid, the identical Scottish twins known around the world as The Proclaimers, announced that the lyrics to “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”, their 1993 hit song featured on the “Benny & Joon” movie soundtrack, weren’t actually true.
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March 29, 2011In an effort to calm citizens who have noticed similarities between the country’s recent military assault on Libya and Bush’s assault on Iraq, President Obama assures Americans that he is still liberal and still black.
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February 14, 2011In a story that almost slipped through the cracks due to the fact everyone in the media was blissfully distracted, a Georgia man has made a remarkable discovery: He is the last remaining “single” person on the planet.
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August 11, 2010The New York Mets have traded disgruntled outfielder Jeff Francoeur to the adult softball team at First Presbyterian Church in Omaha, Nebraska.
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July 29, 2010An average citizen, Barry Jones, thinks we all should do our patriotic duty and support that Barack Obama guy.
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July 27, 2010Finally, a theme park ride that lets you experience what it must feel like to watch “Pirates of the Caribbean” in a movie theatre!
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July 16, 2010Finally, a phone made for the way we live. A phone that gives us exactly what we want, and nothing else. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the iSKOS 47 Series Frankenstein Phone.
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October 14, 2009Since it’s now more common for a child to misbehave than behave while out in public, Kev’s decided to satirize the reason why.
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October 9, 2009Though any sane person would say he didn’t deserve it, Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. How? Because, clearly, the Nobel committee aren’t racists.
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October 8, 2009Think it’s tough being a critic of Obama as a citizen? Just imagine what it must be like to be a critic of Obama as his running mate.
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October 7, 2009In another “ripped from the headlines” story, Kev theorizes on the true motives behind Wolf Blitzer’s defense of Obama at the hands of Saturday Night Live.
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October 6, 2009When you lose out on bringing the Olympics to your home town, sometimes you have to go for second best. Or 80th best.
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October 5, 2009Kev takes a satirical jab at how schools these days are tolerant of everything EXCEPT Christianity.
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“Fake News.” Real news is sad and depressing. Fake news is hilarious. And sometimes sad and depressing.
