I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
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September 30, 2009Upon learning that Tufts University has implemented an unusually immoral — even for a state university — policy, Kev has decided to come out of his blogging hibernation.
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November 7, 2008How did a Freddie Prinze Jr. movie lead to the eventual election of Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States? The details will stupify you.
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October 29, 2008Okay, boys and girls. Please grab a copy of the syllabus as you enter the classroom. If you’re too lazy to grab one, we will grab one for you. Scratch that, we’ll grab TWO for you.
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October 28, 2008Somehow, Kev has become the media’s resource for anything pertaining to finances after the Apocalypse. Confused? Read on.
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October 10, 2008In a shocking new report released by The SKOS Institute, the economy is collapsing. People should start panicking immediately. But first, read this.
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July 24, 2008Fans of diminutive celebrities were shocked by the news Prince was savagely beaten over the weekend.
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June 9, 2008Having trouble selling your home? SKOS is here to share with you gold nuggets of real estate genius.
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May 5, 2008What kind of a moron tries to cash a $360 billion check? Better question, why does this moron have a girlfriend and I do not?
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May 2, 2008To help homeowners caught in the subprime mortgage mess, the President is proposing Operation: I’m With Stupid.
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April 30, 2008With a recession in full force, people barely have the energy to complain about it while buying things they do not need.
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April 9, 2008One year after being put to sleep, Mark Redman is back to exact his revenge on the Atlanta Braves.
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March 3, 2008Fortune 500 companies have decided to mimic Special Kind of Stupid’s “cork message board” theme.
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February 27, 2008Research shows that a majority of Internet Explorer 6 users are scared of newer technology. Also, they are insane.
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February 25, 2008In offices all over the country, straight men will be subjected to lengthy, rambling, “Academy Awards” gossip by their female and non-straight male co-workers.
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