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Real news is sad and depressing. Fake news is hilarious. And sometimes sad.
by kev on May 14, 2007
ATLANTA, GA - A national, one-day boycott of purchasing gasoline is planned for March 15 in an effort organizers hope will “lower gas prices once and for all,” according to John Teller, a stay-at-home dad who has been forwarding email announcements for the boycott to everyone he knows.
“There are 73,000,000-plus Americans currently on the Internet [...]
by kev on May 8, 2007
NEW YORK, NY - In a move designed to bolster their depleted starting rotation and get them back into playoff contention, the New York Yankees have signed pitcher Roger Clemens to a prorated 1-year, $28 million contract. It is estimated Clemens will earn $18.5 million for four months of work, which breaks down to roughly [...]
by kev on May 7, 2007
To once and for all prove His existence, God sends Paris Hilton to jail.
by kev on May 3, 2007
In an act of mercy, the Atlanta Braves have put pitcher Mark Redman to sleep.
by kev on March 30, 2007
LOS ANGELES, CA - After he had not been seen or heard from in ages, the last two members of the Fred Durst Fanclub have filed a missing persons report on the singer (pictured) of Limp Bizkit, a musical group that was inexplicably popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Last seen in the awful [...]






























