I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
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January 3, 2007In a story almost too sad to be true, the answer to the “What happened to that Dell dude?” question is answered.
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August 6, 2006A bad week for Mel Gibson has gotten worse with the news that Rob Schneider will never work with him.
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July 18, 2006By Ben Affleck I must take umbrage with Keanu Reeves’ claim of being arguably the worst actor alive today. Clearly, I am the worst actor of this or any other generation. Gigli, Surving Christmas, Reindeer Games, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor – need I go on? My bad acting kills. It actually destroys lives. Jennifer Lopez can’t [...]
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July 16, 2006By Keanu Reeves I am arguably the worst actor alive today. And yet, somehow, I keep getting roles in movie after movie. It just doesn’t make any sense. Why do directors and producers keep casting me? Why do people keep going to movie theatres to watch me? Don’t they realize I suck? When I first [...]
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“Fake News.” Real news is sad and depressing. Fake news is hilarious. And sometimes sad and depressing.
