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Gas Boycott to Solve World’s Problems
by kev on May 14, 2007 

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ATLANTA, GA - A national, one-day boycott of purchasing gasoline is planned for March 15 in an effort organizers hope will “lower gas prices once and for all,” according to John Teller, a stay-at-home dad who has been forwarding email announcements for the boycott to everyone he knows.
“There are 73,000,000-plus Americans currently on the Internet [...]

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Clemens Signs with Yankees, Vows to let Money go to his Head
by kev on May 8, 2007 

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NEW YORK, NY - In a move designed to bolster their depleted starting rotation and get them back into playoff contention, the New York Yankees have signed pitcher Roger Clemens to a prorated 1-year, $28 million contract. It is estimated Clemens will earn $18.5 million for four months of work, which breaks down to roughly [...]

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God Answers Critics, Sentences Paris Hilton to Jail
by kev on May 7, 2007 

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To once and for all prove His existence, God sends Paris Hilton to jail.

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Braves “Put Down” Pitcher, Tell Players He Went to Live on Farm
by kev on May 3, 2007 

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In an act of mercy, the Atlanta Braves have put pitcher Mark Redman to sleep.

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Fred Durst Missing, Police Unconcerned
by kev on March 30, 2007 

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LOS ANGELES, CA - After he had not been seen or heard from in ages, the last two members of the Fred Durst Fanclub have filed a missing persons report on the singer (pictured) of Limp Bizkit, a musical group that was inexplicably popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Last seen in the awful [...]

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