I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
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March 4, 2008
Why are sticky notes so popular?
This is a question I ponder every time I have to pick up yet another sticky note that has fallen off my computer monitor. If I’m away from my computer, the sticky notes seem to have no problem hanging on. However, if I’m anywhere in the vicinity they immediately fall.
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February 9, 2007
Like Alton Brown of Good Eats, I’m not a fan of uni-taskers. Why have a cell phone that can only make and receive calls when you can have one that’s also a music player and camera? Why have shoes that only go with khakis when you can have shoes that go with khakis, jeans, shorts [...]
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February 5, 2007
In the beginning, man would put bumblebees inside of seashells in order to shave. The results were about what one would expect from such an invention. Thankfully, in time, technology improved. Seashells begot boiling your face in hot water; hot water begot setting your facial hair on fire; and fire begot putting honey all over [...]
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January 19, 2007
I am not going to see The Da Vinci Code. My reasoning has nothing to do with the completely ridiculous plot or the fact it’s as sacrilegious as a Madonna music video directed by Rob Zombie.
No, my boycott stems from the flack Tom Hanks’ hairdo is receiving from critics and fans.
His hair in this movie [...]1
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